A couple short ones.

The other day my wife was fishing for a compliment, she noted that she’s “not bitching like she used to anymore”…..I told her she was right, she bitches totally differently now….

I told one of my friends I was going to try working on being a comedian and writing now…..he said he never thought of me as particularly funny…..I told him just because he doesn’t get the jokes it doesn’t mean I’m not funny,….it just means he’s stupid…


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