Balance and Marriage

I’m not a huge sports fan…..The only sport I really follow for a whole season is the NFL….. It’s funny because the rest of the year I may go to an occassional baseball game or watch some hockey but I don’t really get into it like with football….

So of course my wife always seems to like to try and talk to me during the football games….. it drives you nuts right?!….. the fans of the game know what I mean….

I found a good way to balance the equation though…. being a math and computer geek it’s always about balance you know…. I’ve gotta “balance that equation”…..

I like to ask her random questions now when she’s watching Desperate Housewives…. Or now she’s also into Army Wives,… in our house I’ve taught my son’s to call it “Stupid Army Wives” just to bug her,….. It annoys her cause I’ll watch 2 minutes of either of these show’s with her and then tell her what the plot is going to be for the rest of the season with a particular character….. she claims that ruins the show…. I ruined “All My Children” for her that way when we were first dating while she was in college…  I told her one time what was going to happen to some guy on the show… The usual stuff, he’s gonna get a head injury, get amnesia, go missing for a month then come back and still not know who he is for the next 6 months…. When the whole thing came to pass like I told her it would… She got so pissed off she never watched the show again…. I’m just trying to save her time……

She can’t do that with my football season’s thought…. If she could I guarantee you we’d be living alot closer to Vegas!!!

But it’s all about Balance folks….


1 Comment

  1. Guess my significant other got the cream of the crop when he started going out with a football fan!

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