The Peticure

I was watching TV the other day and saw one of the stupidest products I think I’ve ever seen….  Have you seen the commercial for the Peticare Peticure?…  It’s this thing they use for the moronic dog owners who apparently find clipping the animals nails WAY too much of a challenge, it’s to give your dog a pedicure….  it kills me cause they make using the usual little three dollar nail clippers, that people have been using for ooohhhh I don’t know FOREVER, they actually make using these things look difficult!!!!

The part that really got me though is at one point in the commercial their talking about ‘These are a needed tool for ANY LOVING PET PARENT”…… pet parents????….  are there any pet owners here?….  are you a ‘pet parent’?…..   No your not….  UNLESS YOU SQUEEZED THAT FUCKING DOG OUT OF YOUR OWN COOCH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU ARE NOT A PET PARENT, YOU ARE A FUCKING PET OWNER!!!!


3 Comments

  1. Beatrice Carroll

    I see no need of using profanity in making your point here. No I am not a pet parent I am a pet owner but I love my dogs and I do have trouble clipping one of their nails but I really don’t see how that would help. You still have to hold the paw still and that is what she don’t like.

  2. Ok, sorry I disappointed you Aunt Bea….

    If you had bothered to read my about page, which your sorta forced to when you go to my main page, you would have noted that I am a COMEDIAN and this is ONE OF MY BITS….

    Sorry it’s not YOUR brand of humor but I speak to people who are out to have FUN and looking to get a LAUGH out of looking at something from a perspective that perhaps they did not use when examining the issue originally….

    And for GODS SAKE don’t read anything I have written regarding religion, I’d hate to think I sent you to the hospital…

    Tell Andy, Barney, Opie and the rest of the gang I said hi.

    Hugs n Kisses–Ed.

  3. heh, comedian. and this was supposed to be funny?

    I’m crushed by your biting commentary–Ed.

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