I’m looking California, and feeling Montana….

I have a great idea for a porno starring Hannah Montana and that girl from iCarly….   But I found out we’re going to have to wait a few years to make it…..   Apparently we just can’t afford to hire them while they’re still under contract…..

What!!!….  Take it easy now…..  You SHOULD be pissed at their Dad’s not me…..  Those guys are the ones who sold their kids to Satan (Beelzebub)….  I mean Disney.

I don’t want to watch it, I just want to sell it…..  There are already millions of 12 to 16 year old boys out there watching Disney Channel and doing themselves….  I’m just looking to sell them something THEY WANT that will make them do it more vigorously and for longer periods of time….

I merely want to keep the roads safe…..  Think of all the little shits that wouldn’t be out annoying you in the streets in the evening anymore!


  1. Disney is quite evil

  2. RAGEFIRE 666

    I hope youre idea includes me.Sex sells and innocence is lost.Just seems like good ol American capitalism to me.Did I mention I’m willing to be in that movie.

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