Posted on Jan 31, 2009 in Aging, Atheist, Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, Life, philosophy, Random, Rants, Religion, stand up
So here we all are, it’s the end of January….
How many resolutions have you kept???? I’ve kept mine going on about 18 years now…
I resolved way back in 1991 to NEVER resolve to do ANYTHING for the new year ever again,….
Surprisingly easy to do actually, it’s really just a matter of will power people… And the ability to recognize BULLSHIT when you see it face to face.
Resolutions are alot like Religions in that way…
Posted on Jan 28, 2009 in Comedy, commercials, Drugs, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, Life, Masterbation, medical, philosophy, Random, Science, stand up
Saw ANOTHER commercial stating that 1 in 3 men will ‘develop’ Prostate Cancer… Of COURSE they have something to sell you to help prevent it…
This makes me think 1 in 3 men need to ‘get over it’ and either lower their ‘standards’ to find a partner or just let go (so to speak) of their sexual hang ups and start wanking off by themselves ALOT more…
It’s what I tell my wife every time she catches me…. “Honey, it’s just GOOD HEALTH”…. Plus it’s ALOT cheaper than the refills…. Now that I think about it I could handle the refills…. Sorry….
What can’t a man “exercise” his prostate and not be stared at in the train station anymore….
Though I do admit that whole “Stand behind the yellow line rule” makes ALOT more sense to me now than it did before….
Posted on Jan 28, 2009 in Barack Obama, Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, Life, Random, Rants, stand up, Thoughts, Writing
I’m not normally one to quote ‘The Pretenders’ but I’ve been working alot lately….
Plus I woulda put in a clip there to youtube normally for the song but thanks to the penis wrinkles at WMG it’s not there as it’s been pulled pending a ‘cease and decist’ order…. Guess they want us all to pay $1.99 for it on iTunes…..
So the holidays went well for me, how bout you???? Got thru the family visits and the annual Chrismakkah ritual as we’re a ‘mixed’ household. Glad to see our new President is walking it the same as he talked it!!! Gotta say I’m happy he’s doing exactly as he said he would and getting us out of all the international mess the ‘dim bulb’ we previously had had gotten us into.
As I said I’ve been working a great deal on my day job and putting in a great deal of overtime and work for a project I was brought in to work on, it’s all worked out pretty well actually. We’re past the ‘hump’ now and the hours are becoming a bit more humane.
So I’ve been feeling this ‘itch’ lately, as I’m no longer dead on arrival after work. I need to start writing again and getting back out there on the nights I have a chance. Doing the open mikes is really fun for me and it’s just plain theraputic…. Too many thoughts rattling around the cage so it’s making it hard to concentrate.
Sorry for the long break out there but I’m going to be a bit more productive on this side in the next couple months working up new stuff.
Hope you all enjoy.