Posted on Jul 24, 2009 in Aging, Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, geek stuff, Humor, Life, medical, Random, stand up, Technology, Thoughts
I have an idea for another iPhone Application that I’m going to begin developing…
It’s a video game you can play using your colonoscopy feed streaming live as the background image… Right now the ‘working title’ is “Anal Invaders”…. But that may change after I do some market research….
I figure it will give patients with an iPhone (or 3G phone) something to do while their on the table with that video camera up their bum….
Posted on Jul 24, 2009 in Comedy, conspiracy, Entertainment, Family, Friends, Funny, Humor, Life, philosophy, Random, stand up, Thoughts
A buddy of mine recently asked me which I thought was ‘gayer’… or more gay for you English majors out there… Aids or Twilight…
I told him Twilight is definitely gayer….
Because ANYONE can get the Aids, but ONLY the ‘gay’s’ get Twilight….
Oh come on, no one should get offended at that joke…. We all have someone amongst our family and friends that likes the Twilight series….
Posted on Jul 24, 2009 in Comedy, commercials, dogs, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, Life, News, Random, Rants, stand up, television, Thoughts
I know most people think I’m a ‘glass is half empty’ kind of guy but that’s just not true….
And while I’m not really a religious person I am beginning to believe in the ‘power of prayer’…. I’ve been praying for years for this one thing and it’s finally come true…
That fucking little Taco Bell dog has finally died… “Yo quero de Taco Bell chihuahua muerto’”…. That’s been my prayer for roughly 10 years now…. More of a mantra really….
I wasn’t really certain of my powers at first…. After I prayed the “Where’s the Beef” lady to the grave…. But now I have independent confirmation….
But that’s one of the reason’s I get really paranoid whenever someone says “I’ll pray for you”…. I mean I appreciate it and all… Unless of course your praying for my balls to swell, turn black and pendulous then fall off….
Posted on Jul 24, 2009 in Atheism, Atheist, Comedy, Entertainment, Family, Funny, Humor, Life, philosophy, Random, Rants, stand up, Thoughts
A North Korean woman was recently executed for giving out free Bibles… Talk about being a slave to the capitalist system… Which is odd for a communist country….
So I’m guessing North Korea is now pretty much off the ‘recruiting areas’ list for the Gideon’s and Mormons….
I just think it’s a little to ‘strict’ is all I’m saying… It’s not like she was passing out copies of Twilight or anything… Now that would be a crime worthy of the death penalty…
Posted on Jul 24, 2009 in cocaine, Comedy, Drugs, Entertainment, Funny, Humor, Life, Random, Rants, stand up, Thoughts
Megan Fox recently stated she’s not going to be the next ‘Britney Spears’….
Which is a good thing, she’s setting her sights higher I suppose… Provided she’s not aiming to become the next skanked out coke head crack whore aka ‘Amy Winehouse‘….