The Stand Up Comics Creed…

THIS IS MY TONGUE…

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!!

I must master it as I must master my timing.

Without me, my tongue is useless.

Without my tongue, I am useless, and kind of gross.

I must undulate my tongue true….

I must prattle on straighter than the enemy (heckler) who is trying to blather at me.

I must talk OVER HIM before he interrupts me.

I will.



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