Well what can one say when one unexpectedly receives an award

such as this except, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO RECOGNIZE THE

BRILLIANCE THAT WAS LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!

I’d of course like to thank Honjii as well as the following:

–A group of small furry animals gathered together in a cave grooving to a pict.

–The Fondue Fop House, without your hot bowls of creamy cheese to “pick me up” I may have never stayed awake to accept this award.  Many people underestimate the need for a viscus bowl of melted Cheddar and a mouth full of second degree burns, but never the staff at the Fop House.

–The drifter I killed outside of Ft. Worth Texas, without taking you down a peg, I may have never had the confidence to begin writing.

–And my wife, kids and dog.

Reporters annoy me…

If Michael Jackson ODing is a TRAGEDY, what do I call the junkie who pukes all over the baked goods at Safeway?…  Sublime?…

I mean who really cares that it’s been 1 year since Michael Jackson “tragically’ OD’ed?…  Personally I consider any day a pedophile junkie OD’s to be a pretty GOOD day…

I mean I’m not going to commemorate it every year but I’m not going to mourn it a year later either…  Maybe that’s what makes me a good Dad, I don’t rape my kids or their friends and I rarely OD around the house…