Rising from the Ashes

There have been many people over the years who thought they’d “taken care of me”. I’m a pacifist, but the worst thing you…

The Pirates of Penzance

I often wonder,… If the Pirates of Penzance were alive today… Do you think they would do pilaties?… I do… But then they…

You Make the Call…

The day my family was having our Reunion back East,…   That’s the direction that doesn’t lead you into the Pacific Ocean…  The…

Michael Jackson Od’ed…

Reporters annoy me… If Michael Jackson ODing is a TRAGEDY, what do I call the junkie who pukes all over the baked goods…