Betty White started Tweeting, you know using Twitter, recently…

ala’ Kevin Smith she was removed from a Jet Blue flight…

Apparently it was for being too old…  AND because she’s so racist she’s named White…

Betty White was GREAT on SNL wasn’t she?…

It really took me back,…    to 1969 when she licked my testicles…

Which was odd because I was only 1 at the time…  Who knew Betty White Pederast…

I hate sexism…  Like how things are even named in sexist ways…

HERNIA…

I’m taking it back, from now it’s to be called HISNIA…

HEREDITY, HISEDITY

HERB, WEED

HEROIN, HISOIN

HERTZ, HISTZ…

I love watching the History Channel…  One of my favorite Histories Mysteries is “Who do you blame WWII on”…

I think, if anyone, the person we should place all the blame, agony and cruelty of WWII squarely on is the jerk that told Hitler as a kid “You have to EARN respect”…

Bet that guy feels like a dick right?…  Probably some well meaning Uncle that only got to see the kid like twice before he started committing atrocities…  THEN what are you going to say…  I mean and live…

I have a Gay Jewish Mother In Law…  That’s like double jeopardy isn’t it?…

I mean they don’t even allow that kind of stuff in the U.S. court system…

Even AFTER Bush got done with them…  I mean the court system…  Not the Gay Jewish Mother In Law’s…

Though I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t approve of them either…  If he could conceive of such a thing…

All this 2012 end of the world hype pisses me off….  it’s bullshit!!….

Seriously, Orson Wells told my generation in the 80′s that Nostradamus predicted the end of the world in 90′s….  So your all on borrowed time as far as I’m concerned….

It’s just obvious to me, and anyone else not on mescaline, that the Mayan’s simply made their calenders for ONE 4000 year period at a time….  they didn’t have PAPER PEOPLE!!!…  carving SHIT IN STONE IS HARD AND TIME CONSUMING!!!!…  I’m almost certain they didn’t foresee the end of their civilization and thought they’d have time to MAKE ANOTHER CALENDER!!!…

But I also think the Mayan slutty shop girl calender casting call must have been HUGE!!!…. That’s like 48,000 chicks man!!…