May I have the envelope please… (drum-roll) AND THE AWARDS GO TO: daily pie, Miscellaneous IT Pimpery, and The Miserable Bastard.

This much coveted award is for bloggers who have a sense of humor and are smarter than a and not too chicken to say what they think.

Rules:
1. Proudly display the award on your blog with a link back to Honjii and a link back Deadpan Drollery, along with his/her name, who chose to award your blog.

2. Bestow this award, along with the rules, on a minimum of three blogs.

3. Contact the bloggers you’ve chosen and let them know of their incredibly life-altering good news.

4. Swear on your first born, or whatever you hold dear, never to mention these blogging awards are created by other self-serving bloggers trying to get more traffic altruistic bloggers who wish nothing more than to acknowledge a blog well done.


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Well what can one say when one unexpectedly receives an award

such as this except, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO RECOGNIZE THE

BRILLIANCE THAT WAS LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!

I’d of course like to thank Honjii as well as the following:

–A group of small furry animals gathered together in a cave grooving to a pict.

–The Fondue Fop House, without your hot bowls of creamy cheese to “pick me up” I may have never stayed awake to accept this award.  Many people underestimate the need for a viscus bowl of melted Cheddar and a mouth full of second degree burns, but never the staff at the Fop House.

–The drifter I killed outside of Ft. Worth Texas, without taking you down a peg, I may have never had the confidence to begin writing.

–And my wife, kids and dog.


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