Reporters annoy me…

If Michael Jackson ODing is a TRAGEDY, what do I call the junkie who pukes all over the baked goods at Safeway?…  Sublime?…

I mean who really cares that it’s been 1 year since Michael Jackson “tragically’ OD’ed?…  Personally I consider any day a pedophile junkie OD’s to be a pretty GOOD day…

I mean I’m not going to commemorate it every year but I’m not going to mourn it a year later either…  Maybe that’s what makes me a good Dad, I don’t rape my kids or their friends and I rarely OD around the house…


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Being a parent you have to watch some really unbearable stuff for a certain period,…   I mean it’s not too bad the first time,…   but kids have no long term memory…    it’s like their little black out drunks…

They watch something and then they watch it again…  Sponge Bob is funny on occasion, but not when your waking up at 6:30 to get everyone out the door…

Then there are those OTHER show’s…  the one’s that you have to wait till the kids have outgrown them to criticize them…  Or at least till YOUR kid’s have outgrown them…  SO…

F@#%king Sesame Street is totally unrealistic…  Can you tell me where the drug dealers are?….

Their OBVIOUSLY there somewhere…  People are talking to a f@#%king Snuffleupagus folks…  They make dinner plans with a giant yellow bird!!!…   There is a big blue ‘Meth head‘ that’s hooked on “cookies” and obviously needs some time in rehab…   He need’s time to ‘reconnect’ with himself, time to heal…

There is a green dude that lives in a garbage can…  Well ok, THAT part is realistic, but you get my point…

I think the drug dealers are the one’s running the camera’s…  So this WHOLE show is really just a ‘Dealer’s Eye View’ of the world…

See it’s all subliminal man….   Weed isn’t the gateway drug folks, cookies are…


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Megan Fox recently stated she’s not going to be the next ‘Britney Spears’….

Which is a good thing, she’s setting her sights higher I suppose…  Provided she’s not aiming to become the next skanked out coke head crack whore aka ‘Amy Winehouse‘….


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Some friends and I were sitting around the other day brainstorming…

We were thinking of starting up an Emo Philips tribute band…  Which got a lot more complicated once we realized he had no songs and no real discernible musical ability to speak of whatsoever…

And he’s only one guy….

So there you go, another afternoon shot to hell and nothing to show for my weed…


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with 500 POUNDS of weed??? (like Fabolous, don’t feel bad I had no idea who he was either)

I’ve gotta say though at least they didn’t try and stuff it in their droopy fucking pants and go through the airport with it,…. cause I’ve know brothers who were so low wattage they would a tried it that way….

This kind of story is why I don’t agree with the kids today smoking their ”blunts”….

You smoke too much weed that way folks….  If this guy just used a simple pipe, or bowl as the kids call it, they would have only been busted with 250 pounds of weed on that bus….


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If you should happen to be so geek chic that you get why this number was significant (at least it was at 3:31:30 PM Pacific) I just want to tell you to take a moment……

Sit down…..

Turn your brain to 0 (zero) and just relax…..

Sorry no one other than ‘us’ got that joke…

Now get ready cause 4:20 is coming up soon and it’s a little more ‘universal’….


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