If singing ‘Rape Me’ while watching Entourage, crying & masturbating is gay then I guess I’m not.

3 out of 4 ain’t bad though…

Sorry, it’s a good show and I do watch it,…    The kid that plays Turtle has really grown as an actor since he did Lord of the Rings and Rudy

If you didn’t check him out on IMDB Wikipedia you’d never know he was that little girl from The Cosby Show…


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I’m kind of an anal retentive OCD afflicted…  well, asshole…  But that’s not the point…

I just strive to do everything I do right and I expect all of you to do the same dammit!…

But my point is I hate when your watching TV and the schedule is wrong, you know the one on the TV…

I was looking the other day and I see on Lifetime… Fuck You, it’s research…

So it say’s ‘Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolitta Story’ with Alyssa Milano so that’s hot right?

And since we’re about the same age it’s not “icky”…

Hit the switch to go on over there and what’s on?… ‘The Mary Kay Literno Story’ w/Penelope Ann Miller…

Yeah, absolutely the wrong kind of child molestation for me…

You can’t do that, I mean I’m not a molester but there are molesters out there trying to not molest…

They are counting on you to be accurate Lifetime so they don’t rape children…

You can’t promise them one type of child molestation and then deliver another it’s all I’m trying to get across here…


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I’m kind of sick of the Oil Spill, it’s only been a month and we’ve all been raging at BP the whole time…

Is anyone else starting to feel like the mean girls in ‘Carrie’, throwing tampons at a cowering BP in the corner, screaming Plug it UP, Plug it UP!!!

Obama is like the gym coach, protecting BP from the crowd…

Halliburton is the psycho uber religious Mommy, locking BP in the closet to pray for 18 hours at a stretch…


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Every time I see a commercial for Marmaduke I can’t help it I think to myself, OSCAR!!!

What’s with Owen Wilson’s material lately?…

Is it just me or is Owen Wilson like the Bizarro version of Matthew McConaughey?…

Think about it, you could interchange them both into any movie the other has done and NOTHING is going to be off about it…     I mean other than the script itself…

Well except the nose…  But you get my point it’s the same accent, same hair, same perfectly chiseled abs…

Bastards.


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I was watching TV and you know other than the Evil Tiki episode, sorry EPISODE ARC,  of the Brady Bunch…

I’ve never really heard the xylophone and pan flute used as a plot device to instill tension in a viewer…

Really, I mean think about it…  The Terminator would have been totally different, “Come vit me if you vant to live”…    TinkleTinkleTink…

“Squeal like a pig boy”…  TinkleTinkleTink…

Try it in your head at home, it totally changes Avatar…


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Every time I see ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ is on I think to myself, “I shall watch that as the title suggests… The day after tomorrow”,…

But it’s never on…. It’s very confusing…


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