BP seems to think they have the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico contained and under control…  So it seems it’s all over now.

But stuff can wash ashore for years when you least expect it…   Just ask Scott Peterson

And I’m sure as soon as he can get the dick/cock/member out of his toothless bloody mouth he will agree…

I also had a thought regarding the clean up,…  If everyone going to/visiting the Gulf Coast over the next few years picked up & mailed just 1 Tar Ball to BP corporate headquarters & a network news anchor of their choice,….   the post office might smell better,…  eventually…


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If everything you see on television and read in the newspapers is true (or a positive).

And everything you see online is a lie and false (or a negative).

That means that when I see anything that was broadcast on TV or read anything that was printed in the papers online it instantly becomes false.

Because as we all learned in High School when you combine a positive and a negative it becomes a negative…

I KNEW Lindsay Lohan would never go to prison…  Lying Bastards at TMZ…


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If your ever on a flight with say 26 unruly children here’s what you do…

FIRST you wait until your in the air, that is KEY to this plan…

Then you tell the nearest child, who’s parent isn’t doing their job anyway, otherwise why would this little slobber factory be bothering you…

So you tell the nearest child, “I speak to the lord frequently and he’s told me you shall be barren.”

Those parents will keep their kids away from you…  Word will get around…


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I’m sorry but obviously there is a severe difference in beliefs as to what is required to improve one’s image here…..

I mean true, I’m not a Muslim, but I’m pretty sure that cutting off your spouses head is not really a ‘main stream Muslim’ person’s first solution to the thought of being divorced….   Maybe to hire an arbitrator would have been a better course of action….

This guy is obviously a ‘Jerry Falwell religious school of learning’ type cause an extremist is an extremist no matter which religion your in folks….

–(just had to save the article and jot my initial reaction, more to come on this after I let it simmer a little longer)


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Sure, he was depressed cause his portfolio probably lost 30% to 50% of his value in the last 4 months (hey who’s hasn’t right?) but give me a break the guy was also still driving a Bentley…

This twit in L.A. last night led the LAPD on a 8 hour low speed chase (by the way thanks ALOT O.J., we all really appreciate your groundbreaking work in the low speed chase arena, nothing pisses me off more on my drive home than being held up by a ‘chase’ that can be outrun on a Hoveround) and then the asshole shoots himself in the car….

What a selfish ass this guy is, in my opinion, I mean he was driving a Bentley and he blows his brains out in the car totally disregarding the resale value!!!!

Plus here we are in a recession and trying to cut our dependence on foreign oil and he goes out wasting 3 hours worth of fuel when he could have honestly just ‘expanded his mind’ all over his own lawn…

Maybe I would have been a little more forgiving if he’d just compromised and used his riding mower for the low speed chase before he did the rest of us a favor…..

Kind of makes you miss the old days when a business man would just take ‘the dive’ out the window during the great depression…..  At least then he’d only have really bothered himself and possibly taken out another scumbag executive as he came to earth…

I guess just maybe dropping a few channels from the cable package was just too tough of a sacrafice for him.


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David Blaine has miraculously made him self disappear from the face of the planet….  At least that’s what I’m hoping….  I haven’t heard anything from this annoying douche lately but it’s really been kind of nice….

Apparently I’m not the only person who sees the stupidity in his ‘magic’…..

I performed a BUNCH of ‘magic’ when I was in the Army….  I ‘magically’ hiked 25 miles on a road march…..   I ‘magically’ prevented myself from drowning by using my pants as a flotation device…  I ‘magically’ pissed off my Drill Sergeant when I informed him that his belief that I was a homosexual was incorrect but I appreciated the fact that he found me so attractive that he wanted to discuss it in front of the rest of the group….  Oh and after a great deal of practice I was able to make peoples head’s explode into a nice pinkish spray from 1000+ meters…..   TAAA  DAAAA!!!!


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