Betty White…

Betty White was GREAT on SNL wasn’t she?… It really took me back,…    to 1969 when she licked my testicles… Which was…

Tiger Woods Bumps Fists…

Headline News was reporting on the fact that Tiger Woods “fist bumped” a fan in Orlando on the golf course today… How is…

Tiger Loves Jenna…

I’ll bet Tiger Woods is praying like a sex addict at the strip club with only one condom for this Jenna Jameson story…

Double Jeopardy…

I have a Gay Jewish Mother In Law…  That’s like double jeopardy isn’t it?… I mean they don’t even allow that kind of…

Come on over…

I like it when people ask me if I need anything before they come over… I’ll say “nipple clamps and peanut butter”… That…