In addition to Charlie we’ve got some ranting about Cleveland Kidnappers, Chinese Hackers, HLN and the reasoning behind the now lowered sexual scoring prospects for all Bassists in bands world wide.

Remember to support the show by Rating it, Reviewing it, Subscribing to it, Sharing it, Make a donation or Buy a Shirt or some Grocery Bags! Plastic Grocery bags are now outlawed in most San Francisco communities so you know it’s just a matter of time before the ‘regional flakes’ get to your ‘local flakes’ and then you’ll be looking for a bag in your trunk too! So be prepared, buy a DQYD bag!!

Thanks for listening & doing at least one of those other things I listed up there ok? Have a fun week.

#DreamFunny

Ed.

Also:

Asshat of the Week & a bunch of other funny stuff.

Have a great week!

Buy a Shirt & support the show!

#DreamFunny

We have another show coming out this Friday featuring Geoffrey Welchman the host of Inverse Delirium a wonderful show that featured Ed in a sketch recently on his Episode 61 titled ‘Taming Lewis Black’. So I can now say I’ve ‘worked with’ Lewis Black right?

Lots of funny little stuff this show.

After recording & editing this show I heard about the bombings at the Boston Marathon which happened earlier today.  Hoping the best for all the victims & wishing swift justice upon the planners of this terrible & idiotic act of moronic violence.

Be Human & #DreamFunny

-our International T-shirt model is the lovely & talented Miss Davian Dent of The Bitter Sound and Strange Times infamy

-Asshat of the Week

Guests: Jesse P-S from PodAwful (follow his Twitter too) & Bonn from The Bonn & Obo Show

Thanks for remembering to Rate and Review us on iTunes, Fav and Like on Stitcher Radio or Subscribe at our site (Don’t Quit Your Daycast) for the RSS feed!

Buy a T-Shirt or Merch and remember for #DreamFunny

Remember we’ve got shirts you can buy now, just click on the little shirt on the top right at the Don’t Quit Your Daycast site!

This is a good one with a bunch of the funny as well as our guest, the lovely & talented Davian Dent of The Bitter Sound podcast.

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This show is resplendent in all that is Ed, it’s probably the gassiest show we’ve done yet & it has nothing to do with the only guest being from an oil producing country.  We got our first live call in ever from a human being that is not a podcaster (or even a listener actually) via Google+ from a gentleman named Abdulla, check it out it borders on parody but it’s my reality.

-Asshat Of the Week

-Compliment Sandwiches

-Discussion on the correct pouring of a Guinness

-Get your T-Shirts and other various merch by clicking the link on our site at Don’t Quit Your Daycast

-Tweet #HeyEd questions to EdWallick or email them to EdWallick@DontQuitYourDaycast.com for next weeks show!

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Got a good little rant for the first half of the show this week with a couple topics and an Asshat of the Week thrown in for a kicker!

Plus we’ve got some great guest this week, Tom and Alba are world travelers & the congenial & happy hosts of ‘The Brit & The American’ which is a really fun little travel/couples/comedy podcast that is a fun way to find out about the world if you can’t go there yourself at the moment.  I got to talk with them via Skype last week while they had the benefit of a room with a toilet and high speed internet access!  Please excuse the levels on this interview, I am still learning to use my new set up effectively & I had their sound turned down too low but I believe I was able to digitally bring them up so you can hear them a little better.

For pictures of things discussed this week follow Ed on Twitter he posted pictures of the San Francisco Butt Pirate boat there as well as the nice lady with the information & many, many other things.

Please remember to Subscribe Rate & Review if you get us on iTunes, if you find us via Stitcher put us in your Favorites & remember to ‘Like’ the show with that little thumbs up button & you can promote the show on Twitter or Facebook with one click as well & as always you can stream us at our home site & subscribe there as well, Don’t Quit Your Daycast.

Oh Yeah, BUY A SHIRT & SUPPORT THE SHOW!

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Till then we’ve got a show, this week we’ve got an official Asshat Of the Week for you and some nice stuff about travelling & my personal feelings about my triumphant welcoming return to podcasting after a 2 month hiatus then two shows & two weeks and the response which is verifiable & trackable based on the fact that this is a computer medium… COME ON PEOPLE! So we’ve got some Compliment Sandwiches to those who’ve seemed to notice!

This week we have guest Chris Lanuti from The Broadcast Basement, Chris is a former DJ & current 911 operator so it’s nice to know Howard Stern will have a future after he’s done at Sirius. However, in the meantime we’ve got Chris & his show now on iTunes, Stitcher Radio & RSS from his site so choose your poison & check them out. It’s a fun show & at 30 minutes per episode pretty perfect for the shorter drives to and from work & so forth.

Thanks for sticking with us & to all the folk who listened & downloaded this week folks. Remember you can click that t-shirt on the right over there to get to the store & buy some gear! Help spread the word about DQYD without having to say a word.

#DreamFunny

Which is basically:

1- me ranting up front about some stuff

2-then an Asshat of the Week segment

3-a sketch or something akin to that, this week it’s a very special announcement from Pope Benedict the Whatever, we just call him Da Pope.

4-Then we’ve got this weeks guest who some of you may have heard of if you ever read the article I wrote as the National Affairs Desk Editor over at Destination:Asphyxiation called ‘Let’s Talk About The Savage Land and Savage Times.’ He’s Steve G, my own personal ‘Jesus’, read the article it will make more sense.

Basically that’s the new format: Rants, Asshats, a Sketch & then a guest (provided they continue to come of course).

Remember, other than listening,  you can also support the show 3 ways now: Donate (use button on site), Buy a Shirt or help promote us by subscribing, favoriting, rating & sharing the show by talking about it!

Have a great week & remember to #DreamFunny

But before I can get all the way into the entire saga of what caused such a momentus and long break we have to finish what we started during The Anniversary Show Pt.1 aka Episode 34!

This show has some Tom Bevis of Destination: Asphyxiation fame as well as quite a bit of the illustrious Bonn of The Bonn & Obo Show.  Be sure to check out both their shows & comment, favorite, subscribe or review depending on how you’re getting your poison.

So!  Without any further delays…. CHECK OUT THE NEW SHOW!

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Tom Bevis (@BarrelhouseRed) of Destination: Asphyxiation is with us along with Taylor Ripley (@TurkReno) from TurkReno.com and Jabs (@TheDheadFactor) from The Dhead Factor. We’ve got a lot of gaming talk, Taylor unveils the #DQYD discount code (15% off for the life of your account ain’t scratch folks!), Tom starts to get drunk (the exciting conclusion will come in Ep.35), Jabs answers Ep.33′s unanswered Clint Eastwood movie title question, Tom schemes to get Ed to do a new podcasting venture meaning a Ed & Tom show (hey, he also just sent me a new Mic & a mixer…this is a “scheme” isn’t it!!) & #FlixPix is clarified in the event of any confusion…

Part 2 will be coming out on Friday December 14th, 2012.

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We’ve got Tom Bevis (@BarrelhouseRed) & Taylor Ripley of TurkReno (@TurkReno, @TurkRenoRadio) on this week. I wanted to get as much great use out of those good microphones Tom brought up for the visit.

I’d also like to thank The Dhead Factor for Episode #61, by doing a tribute show to DQYD your team has displayed remarkable taste for citizens of an island nation.  Seriously though, that was extremely kind of them & amusing as well so I’d check it out if you want to hear some deep investigatory journalism regarding ‘Ed Wallick’ & auto tuned Vagina Monologues.

This weeks show was a fun little talk about all kinds of things: Wine, Manatee’s, Circus Folk, Cable Companies, Exploding Strip Clubs, Cigars, The Cloud & possibly some profanity every now & again.

Next week will be the 1 year Anniversary of DQYD, the first show was published on December 7th, 2011.  I just wanted to say thank you very much to those of you that are enjoying & listening to the show.  I appreciate your interaction with us/me via Twitter & all other various forms of social media, hopefully the show & I will both continue to get better in the coming year.  Thanks, really.

#DreamFunny

Guest is the beloved and cousin-ed family member Tom Bevis (aka @BarrelhouseRed) of the world renowned and iTunes beloved Destination: Asphyxiation (@DesAsphyxiation)! Who made the long and monumental flight from San Diego, CA to San Francisco, CA to spend the holidays with Ed’s family.

This show we’ve got:

– A DOUBLE dose of Asshat of the Week

– Probably the finest comic book talk you’ll ever hear on an audio podcast.

– Compliment Sandwiches

#DreamFunny

Other highlights this episode include:

–Ed coins the phrase ‘Sin Syrup’

–Eric makes innumerable witty observations

–Ed fixes all of Americas current economic ills with one short rant,… really.

–Easter Eggs at the end.

#DreamFunny

Enjoy & #DreamFunny

We’ve got a guest, Tom Bevis (@BarrelhouseRed on Twitter) host of Destination: Asphyxiation Skypes in for a nice little talk about why I’ve been away, comic books, movies and anything else that crossed our minds during the time we were on Skype together.

We’ve also got new #ComplimentSandwiches (could it be you?), #HeyEd and #AsshatOfTheWeek.

Welcome back Mr. Kotter.

#DreamFunny

Happy Yom Kippur as I welcome a guest Jew to the show while we fast the morning away & criticize The Today Show & crave carb’s!

Plus you’ve got your #AsshatOfTheWeek & a bit of a bonus rant at the end so there it is!

Have a great week & #DreamFunny.

Hope you all had a great week, this week we’ve got some great stuff as usual. #AsshatOfTheWeek and a new #HeyEd segment which got quite a few good questions this month so thanks to you listeners for that! Keep playing and sending in those e-mails!

Also we’ve got a new #FlixPix for you this month which is a really great movie and actually has a friend of the show in the film! Be sure to listen, it could be you…if you were in a film…or if you were filmed without your knowledge but that’s kind of creepy.

Lastly, be sure to listen to the end of the show for some Easter Eggs and an Exclusive Announcement you’ll be hearing here first regarding the upcoming #HashTagComedyShow from TOCpod.com!!!

Below are the links to the sites I told you about during the show this week:

video of Snot the Wanderer begging pitifully.

Sperm Cookbook

#DreamFunny

We’ve got a Jesse ON Jesse: Conspiracy Cage Match also there’s some Ranting about conspiracy in general, Asshat of the Week is historic in the sense that what happens this week has never happened before with the AHotW segment and who wouldn’t want some Compliment Sandwiches which are a mixed lot this week of Podcasts as well as just general twitter followers who I think are fun people.

So get the show out in the world inside your head, share it with friends, pass it along, Rate, Review, Subscribe on iTunes and remember to add us to Favorites & like us on Stitcher Radio & Zune & whatever else you’re getting us on!

#DreamFunny

You may also be included in this weeks Compliment Sandwiches but if you don’t tell your friends to listen you may never know because only other people can hear it if I mention you by name. Really it’s kind of a creepy natural gift I have, I think it’s why my wife continues to ignore my advice after 23 yrs of my being proven right. Obviously she’s not able to hear it because of frequencies or something…. But we’re off topic.

Download, Subscribe, Rate & Review on iTunes, Stitcher Radio, Zune/Windows Marketplace & your local PodCatcher whatever it may be.

#DreamFunny

New #FlixPix, this is your 5th one how about some thoughts on that? Another #AsshatOfTheWeek with a special guest. #ComplimentSandwiches are also contained within along with some promo & out take action. But you gotta listen to the end if you want to hear everything in context.

#DreamFunny

Listen first then read this as it actually matters this time.

There is another option here. I have ‘rigged’ my donation button & I may be able to save all our dignity in this hideous hostage situation. If you can afford it & want to donate it would be greatly appreciated & reinvested in the shows so they get better for you. It doesn’t have to be a lot $2, $5 whatever. Once, twice a year, monthly (see I’m still funny even now)!

But I also have another option! I live near SF not more than a mile from the Pacific Ocean. Basically, Frisco is a liberal joint & I can get away with quite a bit in the way of ‘stunts’. Meaning, if you & I agree on a stunt & a price I will do it as soon as possible after payment has been received (& cleared) for an agreed upon stunt that is not ILLEGAL. Space has been provided to detail your stunt along with your donation so i know it has been paid, make sure to use it if we agree upon something!

If you feel making an ass of me is good value for your entertainment dollar so be it, but know I work alone. Video will almost always be first person crappy handheld coverage! So plan your stunts accordingly. If its something that requires video I have YouTube to publish that fun for you. This could even be wanting me to try & write jokes on a specific topic of your choosing, whatever! Do a simulcast video of an episode dressed as a woman? No problem, I just don’t know where to get a dress my size. Want me to shave my beard? You don’t have enough in your account! Remember we’ll agree on stunt for donation prices so don’t think you can just send one in with a stunt & bitch. I have to agree beforehand.

So what do you think?  I really appreciate all the response  & look forward to keeping you entertained. This show has more than doubled in downloads in the last two months. As of today (Aug 15) we have already served up more show downloads than any month previous, I’m honestly blown away by the response. I can’t thank you enough I just want to keep bringing you the funny while holding the crazy at bay. But if last month was my best month & I’m already beating that I need to take care of my bandwidth provider, who has been really gracious in letting me expand with this burst of growth without additional charges. I just don’t like to take advantage of people’s kindness, so I’m turning to you, the people I’ve been entertaining…. for free…. for 9 months…. even longer in some cases.

I’ll keep doing it either way but without some listener or ad support there will have to be some changes. Hopefully we’ll be able to keep this in the freeware/donations arena & keep it fun.

The donate buttons is located at the Don’t Quit Your Daycast website.

Thanks–Ed

#DreamFunny

That being said back to me & Don’t Quit Your Daycast! Not only are we back to our regular release day on Tuesday this week after all the Royal & Doodall craziness but we’ve also stepped up our game! I told you there were some changes coming so this show is the beginning of the upgraded Version 2.0, that’s right massive upgrades! Listening to that first Ep from my friend definitely showed me the gauntlet had been thrown upon or at least very nearly at my feet! So here it is gauntlet returned in your general direction my friends, enjoy the show!

This week we’ve got: a new Celebrity Promo, some talk about something weird that happened to me on Twitter, this weeks Flix Pix, a new Asshat of the Week and Extra Special Compliment Sandwiches.

#DreamFunny

First thing are some #ComplimentSandwiches then we jump right to #AsshatOfTheWeek for those of you who missed it from the last show. Then more of my stories with a few brief side trips into guest Travis Clark @thatguytravis from ‘Tiny Odd Conversations Podcast’ thoughts as well as some mumbling by Angus Doodall @AngusDoodall of ‘The Royal & Doodall Show’ who for some reason, most likely incredible jealousy being as I’m such an attractive male specimen in addition to being a comedic genius, keeps holding back all the best clips from the ‘Royal & Doodall Day’ call in show with myself. You should all really protest & let them know of your displeasure via Twitter @Royal_n_Doodall.

Please excuse the changes in audio levels a couple times during this show. I actually had to pull a long segment with a good bit I liked off the video feed of this show which is on Ed Wallick’s YouTube Channel in its entirety (1:35:01 so go for it if you’re feeling up to it killer)! The group taping was fun & I’ll be using it again but the clips culled from those improv session will not be dominating future shows as they have the last 3. I did enjoy the live video broadcast through Google+ aspect of it & then the video being saved & uploaded to my YouTube Channel.  So go ahead & add me to a O in Google+ (Ed Wallick) & you’ll be able to watch when we do those tapings if you like. I’d also like to bring in some listener participation via the Google+ Hangouts so that would be another reason if you’d like to be able to ask your future #HeyEd questions to the host yourself as opposed to sending them in via Twitter.

So those are my thoughts for the future of the show. We’ll be back to our segment format next week and you’ll be seeing some of these short improv segments on occasion & hopefully some actual listeners like yourself (possibly even you) crazy right?

I really just want to make you guys happy out there while you get through your day! I used to listen to these shows in my cube or at various IT gigs & they really helped that 8, 12 or even 16 hour shift fly by with the feeling that I’d been listening to a friend joking in my ear all day.

#DreamFunny

First off let me just say, WOW. I really enjoy doing these types of shows but editing is not a part of the ‘art’ of self production that I relish, most likely because I’m an OCD afflicted perfectionist. Still, believe me it’s not perfect but it is a really funny show.

Just a couple more quick notes: This weeks #FlixPic is ‘Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins’ & as with all of the FlixPic’s it is available via NetFlix Streaming. I haven’t gotten any feedback on the last two yet but it’s a new concept, remember you can comment on these movies via e-mail (EdWallick at DontQuitYourDaycast.com) or on Twitter @EdWallick or @DontQuitYourDay. If you send in something we find amusing I’ll read it on the show.

Sorry there’s no #AsshatOfTheWeek this week but it’s already going to be the first thing off the bat in Ep.22 and let me tell you it’s a good one.

Sit back & enjoy the show, we’re covering a lot of ground this week in 30 minutes.

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We’ve got: #AsshatOfTheWeek off the bat and then also somewhere in there after we start talking to guests Travis Clark (@thatguytravis) from Tiny Odd Conversations Podcast (@TOCpod) and Angus Doodall (@angusdoodall) of The Royal & Doodall Show (@Royal_n_Doodall) we’ve got a new #FlixPic for this weeks show as well.

It’s a rambler but a fun one! We all hope you enjoy it & most importantly that it does it’s job, which is to distract you from your boredom in that cube, in the car, at the nuclear testing facility… actually you better pay attention guy at the nuclear testing place. Thanks.

#DreamFunny

Thanks to two of you I now know that approximately 0.025% of listeners read the show notes!  Your participation to this statistically non-orgasmic study & it’s resultant data will be in no way compensated other than by your personal satisfaction as you read THIS shows show notes whilst you take a dump. Remember to wipe & don’t touch the phone again until after you wash your hands. Thank you guys.

This show’s title comes from a phenomenon that is common to me.  In that I’ve had several friends over the years with whom I share eerily similar experiences which are separated by only time, space & individual choices in mood enhancers.

The show includes:

A new bit called #FlixPic that we can all play along with at home provided you have a NetFlix account & the ability to stream content.  Join in, I have weird & funny tastes I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.

#AsshatOfTheWeek could it be you?

#Compliment Sandwiches

See you next week & thanks for listening.

#DreamFunny

If your still paying attention at this point I’d like to know about it just send me a note on Twitter @DontQuitYourDay or @EdWallick & mention your an agent for the USOOTCOTC but I truly doubt that will happen because as previously stated, no one reads this crap.  However, I go on duty bound & thoughtlessly just typing out random thoughts as they pop into my head hoping for some type of pay off which will obviously never come.

Thoughts on a Free Play Life, Cosmic Rays and Aging, This Week In Memes, Voight Kompff Tests, Asshat of the Week, British bankers, proposed US Government agency enforcement strategy changes & as always Compliment Sandwiches.

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Today’s show includes #AsshatOfTheWeek another quick visit from Zach as we continue to work on & refine the idea we started last show which has morphed into #HeyDad or #HeyEd depending on your individual relation to said host of the show!

#ComplimentSandwiches then we’re out till Friday, see you then.

Thx-Ed.

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We’ve got some questions and answers for you this week from ‘The Smartest Guy You Know’ with live questions from an ‘in studio’ guest.  I’m considering making this a recurring segment on occasion so let me know what you think with e-mail here (EdWallick@DontQuitYourDaycast.com) or on Twitter with the hashtag #TheSmartestGuyYouKnow

This weeks Asshat of the Week is a real winner named Richard Vu Nguyen, lets all pray via our own farcical deity that he is getting as much attention as Jerry Sandusky during his incarceration.  Also this week’s segment includes a new & improved much enhanced bumper from Tommy Royal of ‘The Royal and Doodall Show‘ fame!  I think you’ll enjoy it.

Then a little free talk time about summer plans and such followed by the ever present Compliment Sandwiches!  Could you be named there?  Who knows, if you contact me & interact there is a chance!

Thanks for your patience & that ONE guy out there that actually tweeted me & said “Hey when’s the new show coming?” you wonderful, wonderful man.

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But you have been nice out there in the inter-verse, rating & reviewing my show (thank you you sweet things)!  So since you’ve been nice & I had a morning filled with crap on Wednesday you get a show EARLY for a change!  How about them apples!

Also, in addition to the usual ways to get the show (RSS at our site here which your reading & iTunes where you possibly already subscribe(?)) we’ve added 2 more outlets since Ep.14.

Zune: So if you have friends that use a Windows Phone (for whatever reason, lets not judge them) you can get the show in the Zune Marketplace now just search the Comedy Podcasts! Let them know, they look bored over there in their cubicle with out my content, look at them!!! It’s sad go tell them I’ll wait…

Stitcher Radio: You can also now get our show via Stitcher Radio! They can live stream via your phone providers data stream so you can listen to the show like live radio! Say you’re away from home, I know it happens though, and you can’t ‘sync’ or ‘put a wire into the computer doo hikey thingey’ to get my new show.  This way you could still listen to the show! Just download the Stitcher App from the iTunes or Android App Store. Virtually painless & then you can listen on the go!  Humanity saved, Thank You Stitcher.

Thanks for all the listeners & Twitter interaction, it helps to know someone’s listening.  If you don’t already you can follow us on Twitter @EdWallick & @DontQuitYourDay or if your not ‘down with that’ it’s no problem!

Send us an e-mail with comments & suggestions or just your general daily bitching! If it amuses me & I want to comment I’ll use it on the air! Send E-mail to:

EdWallick@DontQuitYourDaycast.com

#DreamFunny

Some of the usual fun for you this week with #AsshatOfTheWeek and ranting on white birth rates, the Facebook IPO, E*Trade, Austrian perverts & Jesus Christ…  Yeah I think it’s a pretty balanced show too.

Please do us a favor and Subscribe, Rate & Review us on iTunes if it’s where your getting the show.  It really helps with their rankings and so forth.

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Well I’ve posted this show for you, the fine listeners of DQYD, while on a 2nd Honeymoon with my beloved wife of 20 years (seriously let’s hear it for her folks!).  I mean I’m me & even I can’t believe she’s been able to put with me on quite a few occasions.  As our older son has DS, as  you know, we actually haven’t been away alone together in 16 years so as you can imagine it’s quite a treat. Much like being married to my wife!

I’ve got a little Twitter game for you for the last few days I’m on my 2nd Honeymoon, no reason I shouldn’t be able to have fun while I’m on a romantic vacation with my wife after all. This will only be a playable game from the day this Ep. is posted (Friday May 4, 2012) until the following Sunday (it being Sunday May 6th, 2012) because, obviously, you won’t hear about it until it’s published Friday.  So listen up & play along!  You’ll need to be following me on Twitter @EdWallick of course, but I’d also advise you to follow @DontQuitYourDay too.  Who know’s the clue that actually helps you win may end up being posted there!

Remember to Subscribe, Rate & Review to the show on iTunes.

#DreamFunny

We will still have a show coming out on Friday but I wanted to get you the Ep. I missed putting out last Friday as promised first.

Got some #ThisWeekInMemes for you to start, followed by some nice ranting as a main course.  All of which will be followed by some sweet #ComplimentSandwiches

Remember to follow @EdWallick, @DontQuitYourDay on Twitter & Subscribe Rate & Review the show on iTunes.

See you Friday.

#DreamFunny

This weeks show starts right off with #AsshatOfTheWeek, our contender came in right under the wire this morning.  That’s right this guy pissed me off at 7am today & he’s lucky there was a guest in the studio this week or he would have gotten far worse.

As mentioned I have a guest and we have a philosophical discussion regarding the ramifications of bringing ‘The Three Stooges‘ into the 21st Century! It’s very stimulating and I can’t believe we were able to book this guy as a guest for you this week.  So exclusive.

And this weeks show closes off with some quick #ComplimentSandwiches. which if you don’t get it well sorry go back a few shows & you’ll catch up.

There is a reason this weeks episode is a little bit shorter which is prompting me to make the following open statement: A quick word of warning to the makers of Garageband, your coming very close to being named an Asshat of the Week, I recorded the entire episode once today and was into the closing segment (Compliment Sandwiches) when the app just shut down & deleted the entire file. Forcing me & my illustrious guest to re-record the entire episode  Do it again, I dare you… Fix your App.

#DreamFunny

There’s a little of the usual and a little of the new in this week’s show.

We’ve got #AsshatOfTheWeek, #ThisWeekInMemes & a new bit I’m going to do on occasion called #ShitYouCantUnsee…  It’s just as horrific as it sounds, but do it or you won’t be able to not unsee it… Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

Also there’s #ComplimentSandwiches to be handed out!

#DreamFunny

As promised the Arguments thing I started working on recently which for some reason led me into the whole mess in Afghanistan with the killings & the blaming & the it’s always the other sides fault…  We need to break up Afghanistan, unlike my marriage which is filled with reasons to resolve arguments I see no reason to continue this relationship… We’ll go our separate ways, the US will move on into the 21st and 22nd Centuries, you go back to the Dark Ages…  Don’t call us about anymore plagues.

#AsshatOfTheWeek- Well it’s in the episode you have to listen to find out who it is…

Solar flares bombarded the Earth recently so I have an assignment for my European listeners.

#ThisWeekInMemes: VeryShortLoveStory & AwkwardPubNames are featured.

Looks like employers are flexing their muscles during a time of economic distress to make a point of showing you just what a little slave bitch you actually are to them by asking for prospective employees Facebook login and password information during job interviews here in the US.  Certain to be a shock to many is the fact that Facebook themselves have actually stepped up to DEFEND your rights to privacy (there couldn’t possibly be a reason for that could there?).

And last but not least a format addition.  From now on we will be referring to “Shout Outs” as #ComplimentSandwiches.  It’s sort of a thematic type thing, listen in & I explain it all in that adorable round about way you’ve all become accustomed to at this point.

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Thanks for returning. I actually had a long list of things to talk about but I really only got to talk about 1 thing, my vacation to the Grand Canyon.  And guess what?  As it involved my wife I wrangled her into recording this show with me, even though she really never gets as frustrated as me it’s fun to have her chime in on occasion.

Yet even while on vacation I found an #Asshat of the Week for your listening pleasure.  It’s actually kind of sad that I was able to find one while on vacation but hey this is America.  Land of the inbred, slack jawed & mouth breathing at an all too common pace lately.  Maybe my friends were right, perhaps I’m slowly becoming Red Foreman (aka That 70′s Show) with a full head of luxurious flowing hair…

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Episode 7 ‘A Long Soak’ is filled with the usual dark humor & general confusion as I recorded on the fly this week because I’ve been a busy little family man about the Peninsula.

This week’s show is filled with humor, sorrow, some ranting about Dr’s, Whitney Houston & whatever else popped into my head for the 20 minutes I recorded.  Also enclosed you will find #ThisWeekInMemes & #AsshatOfTheWeek.

I also give a quick shout out to an entire independent alliance (no not the rebel alliance).  Thanks for all the follows this week to my Twitter feeds (I try & followback ASAP but if I haven’t yet just send me a quick tweet in case you slipped by me) and hey have a great week will ya?

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This week we’ve got a little Superbowl, a little movie advertising, some politics, some more politics, #AsshatOfTheWeek (bonus this week you get TWO for your troubles), Government exemptions, Facebook whiners, Tuba thefts and a little bit about the Office Depot shopping “experience” to boot.

Have a great week & #DreamFunny.

What with the GOP primary still raging in the US it’s been in the papers, the papers quite a bit so I’ve got a bit for you about that to start this week.

Then I’ve got a new segment for you named #ThisWeekInMemes,  basically (for me) Twitter MEME’s are a writing exercise if I like the premise & I’m doing it right these are basically just for giggles so I thought some of you might enjoy them too.

Last but least we’d like to thank our Asshat of the Week: Ms. Demi Moore

Oh & here’s that link to the story about the 35lbs of cocaine found at the UN.

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Welcome to Episode 4 ‘The Undeleted’, part of the delay in getting Episode 4 out has been learning to use a new App for recording and editing.  Which was fun as I recorded Episode 4 about 5 (maybe 6) times and that’s not even counting the test recordings that I did whilst goofing around and learning to use the App.  In the course of said 5 (maybe 6) recordings I accidentally deleted 4 (maybe 5) while I was trying to ‘edit’ as it were.  So hopefully you’ll all enjoy Episode 4 which was actually recording 6 (maybe 7).

There’s a little ranting about Romney due to his tax data released earlier today as well as some bile reserved for Gingrich.  You’ve fallen so far since Lincoln GOP, so very very far.

Asshat of the Week:  Robert Lyons, we thank you.

And in other news coverage today we discuss an Ohio father accused of taping up his daughter then locking her in a cage & a moronic Florida teen that reported her mother for child abuse.

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First let me just say this episode starts with a screw up, I recorded it today (Friday January 6th, 2012) yet I inexplicably state in my opening that it is Friday 1/1/2012.  Unless I recorded it in a parallel DC or Marvel Universe there is no way this could have happened.

After taking two weeks off I think I need to slow down a bit when I speak after listening to this, there’s no one here rushing me & I don’t do cocaine so there is just no excuse.  Sorry I rushed today and sound like Brenda VIcarro having an asthma attack.

New Episodes will be coming weekly if not sooner.  Thanks for sticking with us.

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I’m dealing with a little root canal infection this week yet I’m still bringing you the funny through the pain.

Of course even though I’m in pain I can’t help but still complain about this week’s ‘Asshat’s of the Week’ Jerry Sandusky and Herman Cain.  I’m gonna miss you Herman, unlike the line cooks at Godfather’s Pizza I’m sure.

Hope your all having a great week & remember to #DreamFunny

–Ed.

Keep in mind this is an inaugural episode in every respect, so please be gentle.  Today we’ve got a little ranting about 7 billion people with just a little under 14 billion feet walking the earth.  Your probably thinking my math is off there but you are wrong.  You have forgotten about amputees and people born without appendages.  Don’t sweat it, it’s a common mistake.

Follow us on Twitter @DontQuitYourDay (the cast wouldn’t fit, you must adapt… see what I did there, yeah that’s quality humor) and @EdWallick.  You’ll be kept up to date when new episodes come from both of those.

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Enjoy the show & let me know what you think.

#DreamFunny — Ed.