So apparently the writing staff here at DQYD is getting all ‘uppity’ because they wrote an actual script, somehow someone somewhere felt it was time we elevated this jackassery to high art.
This week I’m a bit sick of Warnings, from every and any direction actually. Any stinking disgusting human worth their weight in bile knows how to stay alive, it’s obvious every time I got to a store or anywhere you other people think you have to be in my way at. Then next thing before you know it somehow it seemed to turn into a theme for the show about different warnings in some form or another, still not sure how it happened and I wrote this… really, it’s got to be ‘Charlie Brown Karma’.
New #FlixPix, this is your 5th one how about some thoughts on that? Another #AsshatOfTheWeek with a special guest. #ComplimentSandwiches are also contained within along with some promo & out take action. But you gotta listen to the end if you want to hear everything in context.
Welcome back, hope you had a good weekend! You know I didn’t but I was being visited by my mother in law so it’s to be expected like a bad bit on Bewitched, right?
We will still have a show coming out on Friday but I wanted to get you the Ep. I missed putting out last Friday as promised first.
Got some #ThisWeekInMemes for you to start, followed by some nice ranting as a main course. All of which will be followed by some sweet #ComplimentSandwiches
If Michael Jackson ODing is a TRAGEDY, what do I call the junkie who pukes all over the baked goods at Safeway?… Sublime?…
I mean who really cares that it’s been 1 year since Michael Jackson “tragically’ OD’ed?… Personally I consider any day a pedophile junkie OD’s to be a pretty GOOD day…
I mean I’m not going to commemorate it every year but I’m not going to mourn it a year later either… Maybe that’s what makes me a good Dad, I don’t rape my kids or their friends and I rarely OD around the house…
Being a parent you have to watch some really unbearable stuff for a certain period,… I mean it’s not too bad the first time,… but kids have no long term memory… it’s like their little black out drunks…
They watch something and then they watch it again… Sponge Bob is funny on occasion, but not when your waking up at 6:30 to get everyone out the door…
Then there are those OTHER show’s… the one’s that you have to wait till the kids have outgrown them to criticize them… Or at least till YOUR kid’s have outgrown them… SO…
F@#%king Sesame Street is totally unrealistic… Can you tell me where the drug dealers are?….
Their OBVIOUSLY there somewhere… People are talking to a f@#%king Snuffleupagus folks… They make dinner plans with a giant yellow bird!!!… There is a big blue ‘Meth head‘ that’s hooked on “cookies” and obviously needs some time in rehab… He need’s time to ‘reconnect’ with himself, time to heal…
There is a green dude that lives in a garbage can… Well ok, THAT part is realistic, but you get my point…
I think the drug dealers are the one’s running the camera’s… So this WHOLE show is really just a ‘Dealer’s Eye View’ of the world…
See it’s all subliminal man…. Weed isn’t the gateway drug folks, cookies are…
