Freaky, Austrian Style….

Did you hear about this Austrian guy, Josef Fritzel Fritzl ?…. What a freaky dude this guy is…. he held his own daughter…

Black Out Drunk?

Did you ever drink till you were black out drunk?……   Yeah, I can’t remember if I have either….. I mean I’ve heard stories……

A couple short ones.

The other day my wife was fishing for a compliment, she noted that she’s “not bitching like she used to anymore”…..I told her…