So apparently the writing staff here at DQYD is getting all ‘uppity’ because they wrote an actual script, somehow someone somewhere felt it was time we elevated this jackassery to high art.
This week I’m a bit sick of Warnings, from every and any direction actually. Any stinking disgusting human worth their weight in bile knows how to stay alive, it’s obvious every time I got to a store or anywhere you other people think you have to be in my way at. Then next thing before you know it somehow it seemed to turn into a theme for the show about different warnings in some form or another, still not sure how it happened and I wrote this… really, it’s got to be ‘Charlie Brown Karma’.
New #FlixPix, this is your 5th one how about some thoughts on that? Another #AsshatOfTheWeek with a special guest. #ComplimentSandwiches are also contained within along with some promo & out take action. But you gotta listen to the end if you want to hear everything in context.
These are the notes for the show I produce each week which no one really seems to read.
If your still paying attention at this point I’d like to know about it just send me a note on Twitter @DontQuitYourDay or @EdWallick & mention your an agent for the USOOTCOTC but I truly doubt that will happen because as previously stated, no one reads this crap. However, I go on duty bound & thoughtlessly just typing out random thoughts as they pop into my head hoping for some type of pay off which will obviously never come.
Thoughts on a Free Play Life, Cosmic Rays and Aging, This Week In Memes, Voight Kompff Tests, Asshat of the Week, British bankers, proposed US Government agency enforcement strategy changes & as always Compliment Sandwiches.
I love it when people ask me if I’ve ever smoked some “Bad Ass Weed, Man” or “What’s the most Bad Ass Weed you’ve ever smoked”…
I always tell them I’ve never smoked ANY ASS weed…. Never mind the whole was it ‘good’ or ‘bad’ question… Personally, I’d think it just being up someones ass would take it off my possible purchases list…
But some people have lower standards I guess… Gotta take what you can get… But I’d advise spending the additional $5 dollars… Cause I would imagine that $5 would take you right up out of the Ass Weed category…
Maybe get you some weed that’s at least been in a vagina or something… just a little nicer…
Some friends and I were sitting around the other day brainstorming…
We were thinking of starting up an Emo Philips tribute band… Which got a lot more complicated once we realized he had no songs and no real discernible musical ability to speak of whatsoever…
And he’s only one guy….
So there you go, another afternoon shot to hell and nothing to show for my weed…
