This week we do a quick Asshat of the Week then it’s off to a discussion I had last Wednesday (11/7/12) with guest Eric Furniss (@EricFurniss) of From Out Of Nowhere (@FOONpodcast) a great music podcast I enjoy that is currently on hiatus because Mitt Romney hates Ohio, but he’ll explain that as we go.

Other highlights this episode include:

–Ed coins the phrase ‘Sin Syrup’

–Eric makes innumerable witty observations

–Ed fixes all of Americas current economic ills with one short rant,… really.

–Easter Eggs at the end.

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After a  brief hiatus of self loathing I’m back! Which is great because there are plenty of other people out there who can loathe me like Roseanne Barr who’s blocked me on Twitter! But you’ll hear about that as you listen to this show.

We’ve got a guest, Tom Bevis (@BarrelhouseRed on Twitter) host of Destination: Asphyxiation Skypes in for a nice little talk about why I’ve been away, comic books, movies and anything else that crossed our minds during the time we were on Skype together.

We’ve also got new #ComplimentSandwiches (could it be you?), #HeyEd and #AsshatOfTheWeek.

Welcome back Mr. Kotter.

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Ep.24 Warnings

This week I’m a bit sick of Warnings, from every and any direction actually. Any stinking disgusting human worth their weight in bile knows how to stay alive, it’s obvious every time I got to a store or anywhere you other people think you have to be in my way at. Then next thing before you know it somehow it seemed to turn into a theme for the show about different warnings in some form or another, still not sure how it happened and I wrote this… really, it’s got to be ‘Charlie Brown Karma’.

New #FlixPix, this is your 5th one how about some thoughts on that? Another #AsshatOfTheWeek with a special guest. #ComplimentSandwiches are also contained within along with some promo & out take action. But you gotta listen to the end if you want to hear everything in context.

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Welcome to 2012 & Episode 3 of Don’t Quit Your Daycast.

First let me just say this episode starts with a screw up, I recorded it today (Friday January 6th, 2012) yet I inexplicably state in my opening that it is Friday 1/1/2012.  Unless I recorded it in a parallel DC or Marvel Universe there is no way this could have happened.

After taking two weeks off I think I need to slow down a bit when I speak after listening to this, there’s no one here rushing me & I don’t do cocaine so there is just no excuse.  Sorry I rushed today and sound like Brenda VIcarro having an asthma attack.

New Episodes will be coming weekly if not sooner.  Thanks for sticking with us.

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So apparently Osama Bin Laden was shot, but he was dead to me 10 years ago.

Hmm, US Navy Seals kill Osama & my daughters Kindle ships… Coincidence?

Hey has anyone heard from @OsamaBinLaden this evening? His twitter feed has been quiet since this afternoon.

If Osama had been killed during a GOP Administration his corpse would already be @ a taxidermist being prepped for the 2012 campaign.

So Osama is dead! That means gas prices start to drop & we get all our civil rights back tomorrow morning right?

Just out of curiosity, exactly which unwarranted wire tap in the continental US led to Osama’s hiding place in Pakistan?

The fact that Osama was killed within 2 miles of a Radio Shack really says a lot about their liberal return policy.

Right now, 72 Dungeon Masters are beating the shit out of Osama Bin Laden in Jannah (Muslim Heaven).

My favorite part about the Osama death coverage in the US is that the Girls Gone Wild crew is also filming in the same crowds.

Osama has been buried at sea because the US Govt is hoping more Muslims will make the pilgrimage down 2 nautical miles voluntarily.

Osama’s family is despondent this morning over their decision to try & get him help by inviting the show Hoarders to the compound.

The Gov’t won’t tell you what technology Obama was using to track the Osama Bin Laden mission, but I can tell you there’s an app for that.

Cheney is claiming the Osama death coverage is all a lie, says he shot Osama in the face on a hunting trip back in ’06.


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