We’re back again! Here we go with Ep. 22 which will be the end of the big clip shows, for those of you who have been concerned. Though I made sure to save the clips with me stepping all over everyone else’s stories the most for last. So if you’ve missed me, then this show definitely has more of me, even though I’ve lost weight since recording it so technically there is less mass to me. We clear there?
First thing are some #ComplimentSandwiches then we jump right to #AsshatOfTheWeek for those of you who missed it from the last show. Then more of my stories with a few brief side trips into guest Travis Clark @thatguytravis from ‘Tiny Odd Conversations Podcast’ thoughts as well as some mumbling by Angus Doodall @AngusDoodall of ‘The Royal & Doodall Show’ who for some reason, most likely incredible jealousy being as I’m such an attractive male specimen in addition to being a comedic genius, keeps holding back all the best clips from the ‘Royal & Doodall Day’ call in show with myself. You should all really protest & let them know of your displeasure via Twitter @Royal_n_Doodall.
Please excuse the changes in audio levels a couple times during this show. I actually had to pull a long segment with a good bit I liked off the video feed of this show which is on Ed Wallick’s YouTube Channel in its entirety (1:35:01 so go for it if you’re feeling up to it killer)! The group taping was fun & I’ll be using it again but the clips culled from those improv session will not be dominating future shows as they have the last 3. I did enjoy the live video broadcast through Google+ aspect of it & then the video being saved & uploaded to my YouTube Channel. So go ahead & add me to a O in Google+ (Ed Wallick) & you’ll be able to watch when we do those tapings if you like. I’d also like to bring in some listener participation via the Google+ Hangouts so that would be another reason if you’d like to be able to ask your future #HeyEd questions to the host yourself as opposed to sending them in via Twitter.
So those are my thoughts for the future of the show. We’ll be back to our segment format next week and you’ll be seeing some of these short improv segments on occasion & hopefully some actual listeners like yourself (possibly even you) crazy right?
I really just want to make you guys happy out there while you get through your day! I used to listen to these shows in my cube or at various IT gigs & they really helped that 8, 12 or even 16 hour shift fly by with the feeling that I’d been listening to a friend joking in my ear all day.
Yeah, maybe that and the fact that her uterus finally fell out when she walked out of the fucking hospital…
I mean I really feel ripped off here people… In the Middle Ages, those people got Joan of Ark and we get the an unemployed trollop fucking sponge on society who “just wants to have lots of kids to love” in order to make up for some deficiency in her own life….
Ain’t that sweet….. BUY A FUCKING PUPPY!!!! Hell go to the shelter if it’ll make you feel better about yourself but STOP POLLUTING THE GENE POOL FOR THE REST OF US!!!! Don’t make me call an ‘Adults Only Swim’ cause I’ll do it…. I’ll pull your stupid ass out of the pool and put you on the bench for everyone to see what a dumb ass you are and how you couldn’t handle the responsibility of actually being in WATER!!!….
I’m also wondering what this say’s about people’s so called “God” and his tremendous decline in standards as of late… I mean other than Obama he’s not really helping out the right people… Or at the very least the right people aren’t thanking him publicly….
Other than at sporting events… Oh and celebrity award show ceremonies…
OK, for the most part I’m not really a sports fanatic… I wrestled as a youth, so I abhor the spectacle of televised wrestling, as well as, most of the crowd it draws…. ALSO damned Nascar…. Duhhh, turn left, duhhhh turn left…. But then my Mom’s second husband did this ‘sport’ for leisure, so I got sick of it at a VERY young age… Your just paying to see people CRASH, be honest and go to a demolition derby morons…
However, having grown up in ‘corn country’ Nebraska I learned a finer appreciation for the Huskers and the NFL… I eventually settled on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, as it was the first major city I lived in for an extended time that had a professional team… Now this was in the ‘creamsicle‘ uniform days so YOU KNOW I’m a real fan… And I admit I’m looking forward to wearing my Buc’s gear to an away game when they play the Raider’s now that I live in S.F. (of course I’m gonna remain loyal to league and go with the 49ers for my local pic, gee I’m not a savage)…
So I’ve fallen into the Fantasy Football leagues now and unfortunately folks… I hate to tell you this…. This stuff is HEROIN….
It just makes the game days way more fun!!! But I do just a simple league that doesn’t cost anything on Sporting News… I started off ‘just doing it on weekends’ you know… At parties with friends, socially…. But then you know the next season, well I joined two and the next thing you know it all just ‘seemed normal’… I mean ALL our friends were doing it and it didn’t seem like it was hurting anybody… I mean sure I get pissed if I don’t do my trades in time for the next week, but it’s just cause I CARE….
I can quit anytime I want to but this season I DON’T WANT TOO OK!!! I’ve been getting better every year, I was in the top 3% last year… I can’t quit NOW….
There is currently a Secret under arm deodorant commercial here that is just annoying as hell…
This stupid girl is running around throwing up her arms in front of everybody and sniffing her own pits while making ‘pithy’ remarks…. By the time she gets in front of the cop car I want to run up behind her with a Cricket bat and bash her fucking skull in…. I don’t care that the cops are even there by that point…. She’s that annoying…. I’m willing to DO the time!
The Cricket bat?…. Simply for aerodynamic purposes…. Turn that sucker sideways and swing it right, she’s going down ‘Shogun’ style…
Cause, you know, seppuku involves having a good buddy chop your head off right?…. And that’s gotta be a REALLY good friend too right…. He just wants to ‘end your pain’…. Not like you haven’t been annoying the shit out of him for 20 years mooching his liquor and fries….
But I think you’d rather have the guy you pissed off swinging there really… I mean a buddy might ‘pull up’ a little at the last second… The guy’s you’ve pissed off are gonna be swinging ‘through’… Lookin for that ‘victory lap’ around the bases…
I’m not a huge sports fan…..The only sport I really follow for a whole season is the NFL….. It’s funny because the rest of the year I may go to an occassional baseball game or watch some hockey but I don’t really get into it like with football….
So of course my wife always seems to like to try and talk to me during the football games….. it drives you nuts right?!….. the fans of the game know what I mean….
I found a good way to balance the equation though…. being a math and computer geek it’s always about balance you know…. I’ve gotta “balance that equation”…..
I like to ask her random questions now when she’s watching Desperate Housewives…. Or now she’s also into Army Wives,… in our house I’ve taught my son’s to call it “Stupid Army Wives” just to bug her,….. It annoys her cause I’ll watch 2 minutes of either of these show’s with her and then tell her what the plot is going to be for the rest of the season with a particular character….. she claims that ruins the show…. I ruined “All My Children” for her that way when we were first dating while she was in college… I told her one time what was going to happen to some guy on the show… The usual stuff, he’s gonna get a head injury, get amnesia, go missing for a month then come back and still not know who he is for the next 6 months…. When the whole thing came to pass like I told her it would… She got so pissed off she never watched the show again…. I’m just trying to save her time……
She can’t do that with my football season’s thought…. If she could I guarantee you we’d be living alot closer to Vegas!!!
