This week I’m a bit sick of Warnings, from every and any direction actually. Any stinking disgusting human worth their weight in bile knows how to stay alive, it’s obvious every time I got to a store or anywhere you other people think you have to be in my way at. Then next thing before you know it somehow it seemed to turn into a theme for the show about different warnings in some form or another, still not sure how it happened and I wrote this… really, it’s got to be ‘Charlie Brown Karma’.
New #FlixPix, this is your 5th one how about some thoughts on that? Another #AsshatOfTheWeek with a special guest. #ComplimentSandwiches are also contained within along with some promo & out take action. But you gotta listen to the end if you want to hear everything in context.
Being a parent you have to watch some really unbearable stuff for a certain period,… I mean it’s not too bad the first time,… but kids have no long term memory… it’s like their little black out drunks…
They watch something and then they watch it again… Sponge Bob is funny on occasion, but not when your waking up at 6:30 to get everyone out the door…
Then there are those OTHER show’s… the one’s that you have to wait till the kids have outgrown them to criticize them… Or at least till YOUR kid’s have outgrown them… SO…
F@#%king Sesame Street is totally unrealistic… Can you tell me where the drug dealers are?….
Their OBVIOUSLY there somewhere… People are talking to a f@#%king Snuffleupagus folks… They make dinner plans with a giant yellow bird!!!… There is a big blue ‘Meth head‘ that’s hooked on “cookies” and obviously needs some time in rehab… He need’s time to ‘reconnect’ with himself, time to heal…
There is a green dude that lives in a garbage can… Well ok, THAT part is realistic, but you get my point…
I think the drug dealers are the one’s running the camera’s… So this WHOLE show is really just a ‘Dealer’s Eye View’ of the world…
See it’s all subliminal man…. Weed isn’t the gateway drug folks, cookies are…
200 years ago I coulda been a ‘Jefferson type’, a Renaissance Man, maybe I could of been a friend of his… But in today’s society most of the people I meet socially sell weed… Their very enterprising really… You’d be amazed at how many skills and trades they work in… sorry back to my point…
I work with computers and write, I’ve managed businesses (successfully, that’s important by the way), worked in insurance, accounting, corporate finance, the airline industry (during 9/11), health care, driven trucks, shoveled doody and entertainment…
Today, I stand here before you making ‘pithy’ remarks…
It’s funny how in today’s society being a ‘Polymath‘ is kind of looked down upon… University’s are no longer institutions of learning for the sake of knowledge… Their trade schools… you used to go to school to learn and then AFTER school you’d pick a trade…
But all that’s tough to get through during an interview… So now I write jokes and work out of the house…
Not that I miss fighting traffic,… the coffee hogs who never make a fresh damned pot… that’s just rude… my Mom didn’t even drink coffee but she’d smack you upside the head for that one… I don’t miss the ‘office politics’… Or all the women undressing me with their eyes… it’s just uncomfortable… Hey!, my eyes are up here Miss…
Somewhere along the way everyone has forgotten to ‘just be’… We’re all in a rush… gotta pick a career, what are you going to do with your future… never mind a 17 yr old can’t be trusted to pick out a matching shirt in the morning… what’s your religion, what do you believe, how many hours can you work, can you stay late, when are you coming in, pick up the laundry, go to the store, pay the bills, go back to work, I hate this job, but you gotta pay the bills… or you won’t be able to pay for the cards and the tv then they’ll take the car, the house, then the kids…
That’s why I just smack myself in the face once a day with a ball peen hammer and ‘relax’…
What, were you expecting something “deep” at the end of this??? I told you in the beginning I make ‘pithy’ remarks… If you want answers you need to go to one of those “Sit Down” philosophers….
Some friends and I were sitting around the other day brainstorming…
We were thinking of starting up an Emo Philips tribute band… Which got a lot more complicated once we realized he had no songs and no real discernible musical ability to speak of whatsoever…
And he’s only one guy….
So there you go, another afternoon shot to hell and nothing to show for my weed…
If you should happen to be so geek chic that you get why this number was significant (at least it was at 3:31:30 PM Pacific) I just want to tell you to take a moment……
Sit down…..
Turn your brain to 0 (zero) and just relax…..
Sorry no one other than ‘us’ got that joke…
Now get ready cause 4:20 is coming up soon and it’s a little more ‘universal’….
